drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Less talking, more tequila
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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