I wish I could punch you in the face.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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