I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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