we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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