Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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