If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
babies were throwing up all over the place
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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