Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that's an acceptable place to lick
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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