On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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