we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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