Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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