I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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