She said her name was "party"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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