I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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