I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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