he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
