I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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