Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Your dad touched me again.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
