Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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