went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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