Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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