This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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