I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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