I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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