O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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