why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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