Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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