I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It's Friday. Sex?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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