He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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