do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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