Apparently you make a good broom.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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