She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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