alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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