There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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