i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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