Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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