oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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