You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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