My friends, they love my intelligence
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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