I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's shark week go big or go home
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.