I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet