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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger

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  You are the reason we need health care reform

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old

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• (650): View more from California

  Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..

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  YOU would be the Freshman Expirence

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.

  (352): View more from Florida

  Is it a puppy?

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