Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?