Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go

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(409): View more from Texas

We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

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(303): View more from Colorado

The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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(205): View more from Alabama

She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed

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(239): View more from Florida

What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?

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(858): View more from California

Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons

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(256): View more from Alabama

I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?

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