how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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