you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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