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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so that wasnt chicken after all

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?

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• (707): View more from California

  The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I drink to make the karaoke go away.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.

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  Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.

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