Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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(831): View more from California

Don't EVER smell your tampon

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house

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(305): View more from Florida

Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?

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(928): View more from Arizona

You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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(407): View more from Florida

What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to

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