Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind