Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian