And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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