If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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