So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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