I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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