Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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