No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated