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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.

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