There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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