yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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