I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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