he puts the penis in happiness.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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