Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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