Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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