drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Randomize
