I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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