erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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