I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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