Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
