Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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